unspokengrief:

idk about you but im trapped in a brain that hates me and im exhausted

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outcastsuggestion:

i don’t think i can keep doing this.

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ssippin:

what the fuck is going on

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lokiofgallifrey:

followthebluebell:

black-belly-bella:

mogifire:

rainymeadows:

destroy the idea that bunk beds are just for kids

especially the sort where the lower bunk is actually a desk or a couch

i mean

come on

tell me you don’t want one of these

i need it

I have always thought about this

When I get my studio apartment I’ll have one for sure

human brain: beds go on the floor

monkey brain: SAFER UP TREE

Make it big enough for two people and we’ll talk

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doujinshi:

spacedijks:

bilanzarev:

so i work at a retirement home and one of the residents heard me saying “mood” all the time and she asked what it meant and now she won’t stop saying it

another resident fell over and she was just like “mood”

op you are adding invasive elements to a fragile ecosystem, society is going to collapse because of this

mood

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carolferriis:

Let’s be honest. We’re all here because posts are still in chronological order.

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boethiah:

hey, you, you’re finally awake. you were trying to post some nipples, right? walked right into that staff ambush, along with me and that pornbot over there 

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letthedalekssaycuck:

stabsinthe:

“you cannot kill me in a way that matters” is so raw and powerful but it comes from an incomprehensible shitpost about mushrooms

add it to the list boys

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